okay, honestly. the more political flyers you send me THE LESS I WANT TO VOTE FOR YOU. they all go straight into the trash. i don't even look at them. i sort of wish i had saved all of them so that i could be empirically disgusted while chucking them all on november 5th.

i was in a spelling bee tonight. in a bar. i did not win. if only i had chosen to take french fifteen years ago.