i just filled out a bubble sheet quiz to confirm that a friend is fit for government work and is legally, financially, and emotionally stable.

it took at least two minutes and i feel much safer in regards to every federal employee i will now meet.

enjoying both of the summer food groups: burger AND hot dog.

from a friend of a friend. i do not know this person, but i want to have a drink with her.

"i can't decide which is my favorite food: bacon? or butter?"

guys: please do not leave more than two dress shirt buttons open and/or wear gold chains or medallion necklaces.

[seriously.]