i can't seem to stop reading about cooks [sic] source and the most clueless editor in the universe. i keep believing that the world can't possibly get any douchey-er, and then i read things like this. amazing.

original post, informative post, an example from boing boing about what is transpiring on the cooks source facebook page that makes me laugh, and an explanation of how not to piss off the internets here.

dear internets, you are crazy and i love you. xoxo, mdog

for those of you with side-by-side freezer/refrigerators: when you order pizza, WHAT EVER DO YOU DO WITH THE LEFTOVERS? the beauty of takeout pizza is that you just shove the box in the fridge when you're done. i didn't even get a PLATE. i just ate slices out of the box. and then i threw the box in, next to the baking soda. i guess you all have to take the slices out and, what, stack them on top of each other like a tower? [have you SEEN those refrigerators? NARROW.]

in other news, this song is one of my favorite parts of the stewart/colbert rally on saturday. not only because it's catchy, but because listening to them both find their entrance pitches is possibly the best unintentional comedy i've heard in quite some time. thank you, random youtuber, for capturing this.