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notebook of joy

okay. so. i've finally uploaded and labeled pictures from my new toy... so, i can SHOW you what i've done out west. now, i just need to WRITE about it. someday.
but until i come up with clever and witty banter for your reading enjoyment, i will entertain you with an abridged list of amusing, suggestive and/or completely out-of-context quotes from our tiny spiral-bound vacation quotebook:

i like your mom's pepperiness

can i rub you anywhere?

this is a notebook of joy

no one ever listens to me!

you know, if i had the proper ear protection, i think i would really enjoy playing the cymbals

he's got this creepy i'm-about-to-rub-against-you vibe

i'm all about hot stuff

excuse me, miss, is your travel companion retarded?

how'd ya like to shingle THAT church?

stripper cock pot?

he's a cow in drag

a nude little ranch?

that's a horrible thing to do to your peppers

subliminal porn

have a purpose-driven bowel movement

so... are we SUPPOSED to go boring?

that wasn't funny. why did you let me do that?

don't touch my nunchucks

aside from the vomiting waiter...

i'm afraid for my brain sometimes

pap john's?
pardon me while i find what direction i'd like to take for my travelogue...
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Posted on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 07:33PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments3 Comments

Reader Comments (3)

Oh my... I'm hoping to hear the stories behind some of those.
Dec 10, 2005 at 10:53PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul
me too! those are classic :D
Dec 11, 2005 at 02:29PM | Unregistered Commenterlana
If the quotes are any indication, the post is going to be great. I especially like "purpose driven bowel movement" and the vomiting waiter.
Dec 12, 2005 at 05:41PM | Unregistered CommenterTB

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