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picture and satirical commentary found at ship of fools.

"Be bloated but stay biblical!"


logia's official website store proclaims, "The Bible Bar is a great way to control hunger pangs while still providing your body with the highest level of biblical nutrition."

biblical nutrition...?

actually, all the websites that talk about it in dead seriousness are [unintentionally] more hilarious than the satirical ones.
Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 at 06:17PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments9 Comments

Reader Comments (9)

"biblical nutrition"

Locust and honey? I'll pass...

Hey, thanks for the illustration. I feel so special. You put that on there just for me!!!!!!

Feb 1, 2005 at 07:00PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul
Brian was once gifted with a bar of soap intended to "wash your sins away". Wonder if it's the same company...all things Biblically sound.
Feb 1, 2005 at 07:15PM | Unregistered CommenterVal
Great As A Snack ... ?

did they really have to capitalize the 'a'?

Feb 1, 2005 at 10:05PM | Unregistered Commenterrachel
paul, i'm only concerned for your biblical nutrition. you're probably on some sort of balanced diet with meat and vegetables and such.

dirty heathen.

does it confuse anyone else that olive oil is an ingredient, but olives are not? how does that work, exactly?
Feb 1, 2005 at 10:40PM | Registered Commentermdog
It does sound yummy, but seriously?
Feb 2, 2005 at 04:03PM | Unregistered Commentermar
"man does not live on bible bars alone..."
Feb 2, 2005 at 05:29PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul
Why isn't the Bible bar wrapped in linen or fig leaves if it's so Biblical, hmm?

Hey! What about those Testamint thingies too??
Not quite in the same vein but those mints make me want to hurl. And laugh. Not necessarily in that order.
Feb 3, 2005 at 07:02PM | Unregistered Commenterhappyhearn
bet these would be good to eat when watching a movie...like "Supersize me" while eating Burger King. Hypothetically speaking...
Feb 4, 2005 at 09:48PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul
verrry funny...

new post on the way, smart aleck!
Feb 4, 2005 at 10:43PM | Registered Commentermdog

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