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bass boy

in case i never updated ye olde blog readers: my bass-loving neighbor moved out about a month ago. imagine my surprise at seeing him again... this time in a local paper [the free one, for those in the know].

there was an article extolling [for the most part] the general loveliness of living in a particular nearby town. among many other people, bass boy's girlfriend was quoted as saying she liked living there, moreso than other towns in the county she has lived in. i was SO waiting to read a quote about me. i'd love to have a transcript of the interview.

"so, dude, the last place i lived? there was this uptight chick next door. kept complaining about noise or something. man, she was a #$%^&. i showed her, though. after she complained to the landlord, i just kept stomping around for the rest of the time i lived there! yeah, it was pretty awesome."

ah, justin. i hope you're living in a place where the steady rumble of subwoofers is enjoyed by all. i wish you well; i really do.

but damn, am i glad you don't live next to me anymore.
Posted on Tuesday, July 5, 2005 at 06:27PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments5 Comments

Reader Comments (5)

you said damn.
Jul 6, 2005 at 01:32PM | Unregistered Commenterrachel
Ok, so confused, I was trying to figure out why you were referring to you ex-neighbor as bass "fish" boy. I get it now! ;)
Jul 8, 2005 at 03:39PM | Unregistered Commentertiff
i thought you were referring to me. i was disappointed.
Jul 10, 2005 at 12:37AM | Unregistered Commentergeoff
ha! love it!!
Jul 11, 2005 at 12:06PM | Unregistered Commenterlana
Has anyone else moved in to the apartment? If not, you might want to stick up a sign on the door reading "bass stompers need not apply" or something like that...
Jul 12, 2005 at 07:31PM | Unregistered Commenterhappyhearn

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