in case i never updated ye olde blog readers: my bass-loving neighbor moved out about a month ago. imagine my surprise at seeing him again... this time in a local paper [the free one, for those in the know].

there was an article extolling [for the most part] the general loveliness of living in a particular nearby town. among many other people, bass boy's girlfriend was quoted as saying she liked living there, moreso than other towns in the county she has lived in. i was SO waiting to read a quote about me. i'd love to have a transcript of the interview.

"so, dude, the last place i lived? there was this uptight chick next door. kept complaining about noise or something. man, she was a #$%^&. i showed her, though. after she complained to the landlord, i just kept stomping around for the rest of the time i lived there! yeah, it was pretty awesome."

ah, justin. i hope you're living in a place where the steady rumble of subwoofers is enjoyed by all. i wish you well; i really do.

but damn, am i glad you don't live next to me anymore.