with an old staple: quotes.

a friend of mine, an audiologist, received this as a christmas present. he brought it out for display to our bemusement, remarking, "well... it's a good thing i'm not a gynecologist."

other quotes of the weekend:

"it's weird when you travel through time. but i like it."

"you were perfectly exposed. so to speak."

"there's also group therapy in the adult section."

"oh, he just flashed me!"

"sometimes my rear end gets out of control."