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a new year

with an old staple: quotes.

a friend of mine, an audiologist, received this as a christmas present. he brought it out for display to our bemusement, remarking, "well... it's a good thing i'm not a gynecologist."

other quotes of the weekend:

"it's weird when you travel through time. but i like it."

"you were perfectly exposed. so to speak."

"there's also group therapy in the adult section."

"oh, he just flashed me!"

"sometimes my rear end gets out of control." 

Posted on Monday, January 2, 2006 at 12:33PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments6 Comments

Reader Comments (6)

It's an interesting thing how quotes taken out of context get a whole lot funnier.
Jan 2, 2006 at 02:49PM | Unregistered CommenterJared
they were pretty funny in context.
Jan 2, 2006 at 06:24PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul
do you give prizes if we guess who said these?
Jan 2, 2006 at 06:30PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul
oh yes, you'll win little fake marble-like ears on pedestals.
Jan 2, 2006 at 07:17PM | Registered Commentermdog
Maybe he'll get another ear next year and have a matching set. Or... He could rest that one against the wall ((The walls have ears)) to dissuade gossiping party guests.
Jan 4, 2006 at 02:39PM | Unregistered CommenterTink

and welcome to unleashed! :)
Jan 4, 2006 at 02:54PM | Registered Commentermdog

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