p: "this is really good [key lime pie]."

m: "want another piece?"

p: "....."

l: "well, we already had cake earlier today..."

p: "do i want one, yes! will i have one, no."

m: "oh, come on. it's... uh... it's fruit! it's healthy!"

p: "riiiiiiight." 

l: "and of course there's the... crust group..."

p: "oh yeah, and sweetened condensed milk, and cool whip... the, uh, dairy family."

thanks to tb for sending me fresh key limes. totally awesome.