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i write checks. i write checks for bills. i write checks for bills in my inbox. i write checks for bills in my inbox as they appear. i write checks for bills in my inbox as they appear, oftentimes past their due dates. i write checks for bills in my inbox as they appear, oftentimes past their due dates, which is clearly not my fault.

don't blame me for your department's phone service being disconnected, since i paid the bill three days after you finally got it to my office, which itself was TWENTY-SEVEN DAYS after the due date. i mean come on, people. i can't pay bills i don't have.

compassion is not my strong suit in these lapses of logic.

Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 at 02:08PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments7 Comments

Reader Comments (7)

No kidding. If you could read minds, you probably wouldn't be working there.
Apr 5, 2006 at 03:48PM | Unregistered CommenterTB
Suggest to your boss that the dept. hire a psychic to assist you.
Apr 5, 2006 at 04:01PM | Unregistered Commenterjared
oddly enough, i feel i need a psychic to assist in dealing with my boss anyway!
Apr 5, 2006 at 04:50PM | Registered Commentermdog
at my work, it's the opposite. we turn in purchase orders and invoices ahead of time and the bills don't get paid for months. it's really embarassing when people are calling and complaining about it. why doesn't everyone just do their job in a timely matter?
Apr 5, 2006 at 07:00PM | Unregistered Commenterjoy
because everyone is not MARIA!
Apr 6, 2006 at 05:06AM | Unregistered Commenterrachel
i know! and it's so unfortunate!
Apr 6, 2006 at 08:15AM | Registered Commentermdog
yea, the world could use a few more marias
Apr 8, 2006 at 11:59AM | Unregistered Commenterblogging paul

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