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22 bucks

this evening i was introduced to detachable penis by king missile [thanks cindy and jeff!].

i'll let the lyrics speak for themselves... a blog in and of itself.


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

Posted on Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 12:16AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments5 Comments

Reader Comments (5)


Aug 26, 2006 at 10:43PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul
Now you know I had no idea what you were talking about, but after I had read the first few lines I asked Jason if he had heard of it.

Of course he started singing the damn thing, so now I have the melody down, too.
Aug 26, 2006 at 10:51PM | Unregistered CommenterMisty

really, it's a great song...

maybe i'll play it on sunday mornings...
Aug 26, 2006 at 11:50PM | Registered Commentermdog
maybe not
Aug 27, 2006 at 08:19PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul
IS this a pop song? Well known? ACK!
Sep 1, 2006 at 09:35PM | Unregistered CommenterVal

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