good morning
when the bug slash insect slash winged creature in the bathtub is big enough that i can SEE IT WITHOUT MY GLASSES, that's not a good sign [contacts are -6.00 for those keeping score]. no screaming or anything [you're not surprised], just a large sigh, a squished kleenex and a coulda-done-without-that-at-7am feeling.
okay, NOW i'm actually showering.
btw: whose idea was it to have speakers discussing the topic of rest AT EIGHT O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY MORNING? come on now, people.
Reader Comments (6)
Thad said it... blame Kate
Sounds like it may have been an alien.
I've told you my two really good spider stories, right?
ah... not sure?
A kleenex? Sounds like that called for a dishcloth or a hand towel. I'm okay with smooshing and picking them up as long as I don't have to feel them under there.
No slashes here...these are the pure breads
-Lenny Cravits in "Zoolander"