i have been cleaning out old computer files and found one labeled "random post its". i haven't the faintest idea when i created this. i can only assume i wrote these quotes on random scraps of paper, and they were cluttering my desk, and so i decided to type them into a text document. and now they're cluttering my hard drive, so i'm sharing them here with you so i can delete the file.

 

"imagine if there were no hypothetical situations." - john mendoza

"cats are smarter than dogs. you can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - jeff valdez

"football incorporates the two worst features of american life: violence punctuated by committee meetings." - george will