sjw: Next time I go to purchase a planner/calendar,
  I will invite you.
  I'm evidently VERY entertaining.
me: my lord. what happened??
sjw: i don't know!
  there were just...
  so many choices!
  my agonizing over the type of calendar
  compounded with
  colors!
  finish!
  accessories!
  i guess it was rather humorous.
  i don't think i said anything particularly funny
  i guess the "i have needs and want a planner that will satisfy
  ALL of them"
  might have been worth a laugh.
me: maybe i need to buy a planner...
sjw: okay. now that i have my planner
  i feel complete.
  ready to work.
  actually the thing is ugly as hell
me: complete. HA
sjw: but as long as it is useful i don't mind.
me: this all just gets funnier, you realize this right?