i am going to start swearing
i am sitting at my desk with fast food spread across my desk. clearly you are not stupid enough to not realize i'm taking a lunch break. so what makes you think THAT I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME ABOUT WORK RIGHT NOW?? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.
Reader Comments (5)
tetchy-work must be even more fun-less than usual :)
I'm reviewing 29 resumes for a desktop support position. Please interrupt me! I feel bad for numbers 20-29 because I've run out of patience.
you could just continue to eat while he talks to you. when you need to say something, take a big bite and talk with your mouth full. maybe you could even throw in a burp for good measure.
Cha... what do you mean "start" swearing. As if you haven't been swearing all along. Potty mouth.
I like the phrase "have fast food spread across my desk" because it makes it sound like you ordered one of everything at McDonald's and are just feasting right there at your desk.