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no touchy

dear middle-aged guy behind me in line at the store:

please do not PHYSICALLY TOUCH AND SHIFT my to-be-purchased items just so that you may study my evidently sooooo mysterious choice of beverage [you live in this hippie town and don't know what organic milk is?]. if you were trying to strike up a conversation, being SUPER CREEPY is not the way to do it and will, in fact, prompt me to run away. and write about you online.

regards,
mdog

Posted on Saturday, April 12, 2008 at 11:40AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments5 Comments

Reader Comments (5)

ha ha ha. These people don't know the wrath that is blogging!

I once had a cashier make fun of my purchase. As I was standing there buying it. People are lame.

Apr 12, 2008 at 12:47PM | Unregistered Commentersuper des

wow. i'm totally with you. check out line creepazoid, wtf were you thinking?

Apr 12, 2008 at 08:04PM | Unregistered Commentersjw

I'm sorry. I should not have done that. I apologize

Apr 12, 2008 at 09:11PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul

yeah paul you're really creepin me out. please stop.

Apr 13, 2008 at 11:07AM | Registered Commentermdog

Sorry about your creepy encounter...but happy to hear it was organic you were buying:)

Apr 14, 2008 at 11:41AM | Unregistered Commentercd

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