In the absence of any forthcoming details as to why our beloved Maria was conscious and operating a motor vehicle at such a God-forsaken hour, I've been forced to satisfy the collective curiosity of her readership by filling in blanks with the most likely scenario:
Unbeknownst to friends and family, last winter Maria developed a crippling addiction to illegal betting on underground kitten fights, and in order to make ends meet she was forced to take on a second job as an early-morning disc jockey for an Oldies station in a neighboring county.
With time and special counseling, she was able to recover and has been kitten-free for 4 months now. However, during her time on the air she developed a rabid following of geriatric Motown fans who appreciate the breadth and depth of her musical selections, as well as the way her retro use of the word "dude" makes them feel young again.
In light of this, she's opted to continue spinning the pre-dawn goodies for all the lonely Harrys and Beatrices out there.
mdog
6 Comments
Reader Comments (6)
Four hours to pdx! See you soon.
In the absence of any forthcoming details as to why our beloved Maria was conscious and operating a motor vehicle at such a God-forsaken hour, I've been forced to satisfy the collective curiosity of her readership by filling in blanks with the most likely scenario:
Unbeknownst to friends and family, last winter Maria developed a crippling addiction to illegal betting on underground kitten fights, and in order to make ends meet she was forced to take on a second job as an early-morning disc jockey for an Oldies station in a neighboring county.
With time and special counseling, she was able to recover and has been kitten-free for 4 months now. However, during her time on the air she developed a rabid following of geriatric Motown fans who appreciate the breadth and depth of her musical selections, as well as the way her retro use of the word "dude" makes them feel young again.
In light of this, she's opted to continue spinning the pre-dawn goodies for all the lonely Harrys and Beatrices out there.
What ^ he ^ said.
it could be worse. i could be kitten huffing.
Ian are you in love with Maria?
what the hell?