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4am is just way too early to be conscious.

also, there is a surprising number of vehicles on the road at 5am.

Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2010 at 06:34AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments6 Comments

Reader Comments (6)

Four hours to pdx! See you soon.

Aug 24, 2010 at 11:03AM | Unregistered CommenterRachel

In the absence of any forthcoming details as to why our beloved Maria was conscious and operating a motor vehicle at such a God-forsaken hour, I've been forced to satisfy the collective curiosity of her readership by filling in blanks with the most likely scenario:

Unbeknownst to friends and family, last winter Maria developed a crippling addiction to illegal betting on underground kitten fights, and in order to make ends meet she was forced to take on a second job as an early-morning disc jockey for an Oldies station in a neighboring county.

With time and special counseling, she was able to recover and has been kitten-free for 4 months now. However, during her time on the air she developed a rabid following of geriatric Motown fans who appreciate the breadth and depth of her musical selections, as well as the way her retro use of the word "dude" makes them feel young again.

In light of this, she's opted to continue spinning the pre-dawn goodies for all the lonely Harrys and Beatrices out there.

Aug 24, 2010 at 12:12PM | Unregistered CommenterIan

What ^ he ^ said.

Aug 25, 2010 at 08:25PM | Unregistered Commenterpaul

it could be worse. i could be kitten huffing.

Aug 29, 2010 at 05:45PM | Registered Commentermdog

Ian are you in love with Maria?

Aug 30, 2010 at 03:14PM | Unregistered CommenterRachel

what the hell?

Aug 30, 2010 at 03:23PM | Registered Commentermdog

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