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my new-ish dental hygenist is very... cheerful. it's a little much on a monday at 9am. to her credit, she wasn't one of those that asks questions throughout the cleaning. bonus.
so is it at all awkward for guys when they have a very... well-endowed dental hygenist? these are the sorts of things i'm forced to think about as i'm being leaned over and upon while rendered immobile in the chair.
also while rendered immobile and listening to the breathing at such close proximity, i started thinking it would be awesome if they ordered black surgical masks. very vader-esque.
Posted on Monday, October 1, 2007 at 10:20AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments8 Comments

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Yea, black surgical mask would be so cool. [Insert breathing] "Mdog, I'm your dentist!"

To be honest, I don't think I would notice all that much (and I'm not being all holy here). I look up at the dentist, not down...

Oct 1, 2007 at 10:44AM | Unregistered Commenterpaul

hmmm. i was talking more... ah... tactile. not so much visual [personally i stare at the ceiling!]. perhaps they are more aware about... placement... with men.

Oct 1, 2007 at 10:56AM | Registered Commentermdog

oh my

Oct 2, 2007 at 08:25AM | Unregistered Commenterpaul

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm a big, big fan of womanly affection, but... yeah, that would be extremely awkward.

Oct 2, 2007 at 11:06AM | Unregistered CommenterIan

My dentist is Jeff's dad. That's pretty weird. It was even weirder when we were first dating let me tell ya.

Oct 2, 2007 at 09:14PM | Unregistered CommenterTB

My sister in law is my dental hygienist. She tells me I have really white teeth. Which makes me happy.

Oct 2, 2007 at 10:40PM | Unregistered Commenterjessi

Yeah. I totally know what you are talking about. And I find it weird, as a woman.

Oct 2, 2007 at 10:50PM | Unregistered Commenterrachel mcH

i have had the same dental hygienist since the age of 10 (i'm 34 now). so she's always wanting to know the latest in my life. not so easy to share while she's cleaning and flossing my teeth!

Oct 3, 2007 at 12:15PM | Unregistered Commenterann-marie

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