my new-ish dental hygenist is very... cheerful. it's a little much on a monday at 9am. to her credit, she wasn't one of those that asks questions throughout the cleaning. bonus.

 

so is it at all awkward for guys when they have a very... well-endowed dental hygenist? these are the sorts of things i'm forced to think about as i'm being leaned over and upon while rendered immobile in the chair.

 

also while rendered immobile and listening to the breathing at such close proximity, i started thinking it would be awesome if they ordered black surgical masks. very vader-esque.