so i accidentally had a double quarter pounder with cheese today.

 

needed to get out for lunch but didn't necessarily feel social; no quick food in the house but had some mcd's gift certificates. the plan practically unfolded itself before me.

 

now, i don't go to mcdonald's very often at all. but when i AM having a craving, the quarter pounder meal is my poison of choice. [for the record, i remove the pickles myself before eating. it's just quicker that way. pickles. bleh]. long story short, i was charged as expected so i thought nothing of my order. it wasn't until i was about to take a bite that i realized her mistake. oh well, bonus hamburger patty, right? awesome!

 

nooooo. i'm feeling a little gross right now. especially after reading the bottom of the box. uggghhhhh. 

i have been cleaning out old computer files and found one labeled "random post its". i haven't the faintest idea when i created this. i can only assume i wrote these quotes on random scraps of paper, and they were cluttering my desk, and so i decided to type them into a text document. and now they're cluttering my hard drive, so i'm sharing them here with you so i can delete the file.

 

"imagine if there were no hypothetical situations." - john mendoza

"cats are smarter than dogs. you can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - jeff valdez

"football incorporates the two worst features of american life: violence punctuated by committee meetings." - george will