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so, we've been reading the book "twelve extraordinary women" for our women's small group. i can say with all confidence that it is one of the most fantastic pieces of utter crap that i have ever read in my entire life. it's just about all i can do to sit still as we tear it apart every wednesday night instead of hunting down john macarthur himself and forcibly shaking him until his brain liquifies, effectively preventing him from publishing anything ever again.
 
now, i've never read anything else by john macarthur; never read any of his 150 books, never read his study bible. maybe those books are great. it sounds as if he has quite a ministry going. but i am fairly certain that i will never voluntarily read anything by macarthur ever again.
 
how bad is it? you might ask. it can't really be that bad. it's bad enough that i wrote the following review for amazon. we'll see if it actually shows up on the site... i can't imagine it would be good for business.
 
 
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i can only hope this is the worst book i will ever read. 
 
i cannot fathom there being another book in existence that is worse than this one. this book is so ridiculously offensive that i created an amazon account for the express purpose of warning the general population about this drivel.

i can sum up the vast majority of this book in one word: UNSUBSTANTIATED. as far as geographical and archaeological facts, and church ritual and history, i have no disputes. however, in my opinion, the remainder of the book [i.e. THE TOPIC] is by and large a fanciful extrapolation of what macarthur THINKS and ASSUMES what these extraordinary women SHOULD be. macarthur has extracted the biblical accounts of these twelve women and created twelve chapters of fabricated nonsense, with no citations, no research, no evidence, and nothing remotely resembling a concrete reason for his blatant assumptions. he has attempted to fit these beautiful women into a box that exists only in his own mind.

macarthur takes away the respect and the power and the beauty of these women, and leaves the reader with nothing but a superficial shell of these heroes of the faith. you get the feeling he is writing [and i use that term loosely] with either an air of contempt that God would dare use the "weaker sex" in his kingdom; or with a condescending pat on the head to women everywhere, a sort of "there, there, now, isn't this a nice little book for you girls? now go off and play in the kitchen" air.

and the writing. OH, THE WRITING. the editors, the publishers, the typists, the people in the mailroom, EVERYONE was sleeping on this one. i lost count of the times the words "of course," "obviously," "naturally," and all derivatives thereof were used before i finished the first chapter. grown adults writing publishable material should not have to rely on such sad measures to prove their points.

obviously.

this book is a disservice to women, to the Church, to Christendom. the only positive comment i have about this horrific piece of writing is that it certainly creates discussion for our women's small group.
 
 
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feel free to borrow this crap anytime if you are interested in seeing what all the fuss is about: i won't be rereading it anytime soon. meanwhile, we'll be off reading some carolyn custis james and hoping to find something a little less extraordinary.
 
 
addendum: said review was posted on amazon on february 25th. 
Posted on Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 12:06AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments9 Comments

Reader Comments (9)

LOL!

Yea, I wasn't really sure about that book, but I figured you all could deal with it... and you did quite well.

"...and the writing. OH, THE WRITING. the editors, the publishers, the typists, the people in the mailroom, EVERYONE was sleeping on this one."

you are one funny "extraordinary woman."
Feb 25, 2006 at 03:54AM | Unregistered Commenterblogging paul
i'm going to make you read it someday and see how awful it really is!
Feb 25, 2006 at 11:31AM | Registered Commentermdog
I had actually considered making myself an Amazon account to write a review warning others not to buy that book. I couldn't formulate sentences that would have been deemed appropriate by Amazon. You however did a wonderful job of putting into words my opinion of this man's crap he calls a book.
Feb 26, 2006 at 01:10AM | Unregistered CommenterCarrie
do it! make an account. people are giving this crap four and five stars... i really can't even understand that. i'm still a little surprised they published my comments...
Feb 26, 2006 at 01:23AM | Registered Commentermdog
It seems that many Christian readers these days just want a feel good book, although I've heard this book doesn't even accomplish that for anyone who actually thinks. I imagine a lot of readers say, "hurray, women really are important to God!" Well, gee, tell us something we didn't already know and do it in a way that doesn't require making up your own version of history.
Feb 27, 2006 at 09:27AM | Unregistered Commenterjared
>and the writing. OH, THE WRITING. the editors, the publishers, the typists, the people in the mailroom, EVERYONE was sleeping on this one.<

lol. good for you, mdog! you should write a book. or 150. you're good. you're VERY good. : )
Feb 27, 2006 at 11:44AM | Unregistered Commenteramo
Hilarious. If there were an award for writing snarky amazon.com review, I would nominate you for it.

I have never read this book, but I will be sure to stay away. Naw, scratch that. I really want to find out more about this book just so I can marvel at how bad it is.
Feb 27, 2006 at 12:43PM | Unregistered Commentermeegs
PS: I told the site that, yes, I did find your review helpful. It said that my affirmative vote would be posted within 24 hours. I think we all should vote for your review. What usually happens on these things is that the fanboys and fangirls come around and rate every negative review as unhelpful and every positive review as helpful. I think we need to counteract that.
Feb 27, 2006 at 04:27PM | Unregistered Commentermeegs
"It seems that many Christian readers these days just want a feel good book, although I've heard this book doesn't even accomplish that for anyone who actually thinks."

now that's funny.

meegs, i recommend borrowing the book if you are in need of letting out built up anger and frustration. i'm pretty sure there's no way you would hold it in. hell, i'll send you the book for borrowage if you're really interested and can't find it...

also, i like the "vote for my review" idea. not for my ego, but for the good of all [wo]mankind. i throw up a little every time i see the five star review that "10 or 12 people found helpful". good god.
Feb 27, 2006 at 10:36PM | Registered Commentermdog

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