comic timing

i have watched this at least a dozen times already.

three and a half seconds about life

Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2010 at 11:25AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments1 Comment

wrong number

a text interaction i had with a wrong number this morning.

unabridged.

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Hi this is terrence nd im jus lettin u kno that i have a few things to take care of nd i really didnt have a clean uniform or a 70's outfit so i wont be at skool 2day but i am safe

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Hi terrence, i am amused by your text, but i am clearly a wrong number and i do not know who you are. Glad you are safe, good luck with the outfit.

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Lol thanx i appreciate your sense of humor but i am sorry i thought u were my teacher so u have a nice day

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so many questions left unanswered. primary school? secondary school? university? how did you manage to type my phone number, with a completely different area code, thinking it was your teacher?

at any rate, this made my morning.

Posted on Wednesday, October 13, 2010 at 09:50AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments1 Comment

mdog

does not feel very well understood or known lately.

Posted on Wednesday, September 1, 2010 at 12:11PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments1 Comment

dark

4am is just way too early to be conscious.

also, there is a surprising number of vehicles on the road at 5am.

Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2010 at 06:34AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments6 Comments

scantron

i just filled out a bubble sheet quiz to confirm that a friend is fit for government work and is legally, financially, and emotionally stable.

it took at least two minutes and i feel much safer in regards to every federal employee i will now meet.

Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2010 at 09:32PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments2 Comments

pyramid

enjoying both of the summer food groups: burger AND hot dog.

Posted on Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 07:52PM by Registered Commentermdog | CommentsPost a Comment

favorite

from a friend of a friend. i do not know this person, but i want to have a drink with her.

"i can't decide which is my favorite food: bacon? or butter?"

Posted on Monday, August 16, 2010 at 10:29AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments1 Comment

fashion tip

guys: please do not leave more than two dress shirt buttons open and/or wear gold chains or medallion necklaces.

[seriously.]

Posted on Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 05:39PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments3 Comments

verby

oh, gchat, how i love thee.

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w: boo to no sick days
  i agree
  i still have vaca time left
  i have to use
me: i do as well
w: i am writing like rob
  bell
me: this time off thing is very nice
  LMAO
  that is
  amazing
w: hey!
  you can
  rob bell....too!
me: it is
  a
  gift
w: lol
me: i like how rob bell is now a verb
  you can rob bell too! <3
w: oh man! I totally rob belled that!

Posted on Wednesday, August 11, 2010 at 03:54PM by Registered Commentermdog | CommentsPost a Comment

pining

for days past and days not yet arrived.

athens is both awesome and aggravating.

Posted on Sunday, August 8, 2010 at 10:10PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments3 Comments