can't. stop. listening. need. more. auerbach.

trouble weighs a ton - dan auerbach

1) people need to get their shit together.

2) i'm thinking of giving up consideration and planning, as they don't really seem to do anything for my own life. plus i would probably blend in much better.

3) say what you mean and mean what you say. otherwise your words have no meaning.

i can't seem to stop reading about cooks [sic] source and the most clueless editor in the universe. i keep believing that the world can't possibly get any douchey-er, and then i read things like this. amazing.

original post, informative post, an example from boing boing about what is transpiring on the cooks source facebook page that makes me laugh, and an explanation of how not to piss off the internets here.

dear internets, you are crazy and i love you. xoxo, mdog

for those of you with side-by-side freezer/refrigerators: when you order pizza, WHAT EVER DO YOU DO WITH THE LEFTOVERS? the beauty of takeout pizza is that you just shove the box in the fridge when you're done. i didn't even get a PLATE. i just ate slices out of the box. and then i threw the box in, next to the baking soda. i guess you all have to take the slices out and, what, stack them on top of each other like a tower? [have you SEEN those refrigerators? NARROW.]

in other news, this song is one of my favorite parts of the stewart/colbert rally on saturday. not only because it's catchy, but because listening to them both find their entrance pitches is possibly the best unintentional comedy i've heard in quite some time. thank you, random youtuber, for capturing this.

i have watched this at least a dozen times already.

three and a half seconds about life

a text interaction i had with a wrong number this morning.

unabridged.

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Hi this is terrence nd im jus lettin u kno that i have a few things to take care of nd i really didnt have a clean uniform or a 70's outfit so i wont be at skool 2day but i am safe

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Hi terrence, i am amused by your text, but i am clearly a wrong number and i do not know who you are. Glad you are safe, good luck with the outfit.

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Lol thanx i appreciate your sense of humor but i am sorry i thought u were my teacher so u have a nice day

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so many questions left unanswered. primary school? secondary school? university? how did you manage to type my phone number, with a completely different area code, thinking it was your teacher?

at any rate, this made my morning.

does not feel very well understood or known lately.

4am is just way too early to be conscious.

also, there is a surprising number of vehicles on the road at 5am.

i just filled out a bubble sheet quiz to confirm that a friend is fit for government work and is legally, financially, and emotionally stable.

it took at least two minutes and i feel much safer in regards to every federal employee i will now meet.

enjoying both of the summer food groups: burger AND hot dog.