Entries from December 17, 2006 - December 23, 2006

merry christmas!

i'm out for the holidays...

enjoy this year's reminder of, and reflections on, a tiny King born to our world.

Posted on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 04:49PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments3 Comments

hypothesis

today i have come to the conclusion that the increase in the number of accidents during the midwest winter months is not, in fact, due to conditions of snow and ice; no, i believe that we actually become dumber when the temperature drops below fifty-five degrees fahrenheit, regardless of precipitation. and the last minute shopping factor doesn't help any, i'm sure. on my rainy drive to lunch today, i passed no less than four accident scenes. it's not like i have that far to drive. and seriously, it's just rain, people.
 
it's december! time to freak out!
 
i'm beginning to think maybe i should be worried about my four-and-a-half hour drive "home"?
Posted on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 01:07PM by Registered Commentermdog | CommentsPost a Comment

"update"

anyone else downloaded firefox 1.5.0.9? does it suck for you, too?
Posted on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 07:20AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments6 Comments

linky goodness

the following content found via the lovely suebob at linkateria:


I wasn’t wearing any freaking pants in a brightly lit garage on a dark night in front of all of my neighbors and just... well, after all that, what can I really say? However, I am not sure, really, that she saw the pantlessness, because she’s not that observant, and I was also behind the car for part of the time, as the picture illustrates. And maybe the other neighbors thought I was in a bathing suit? Maybe? It is warm here, you know.

[@ jonniker]


and also, a psa on net neutrality.

[@ savetheinternet]



and the following found via fightingforalostcause:

I’m embarrassed by public displays of piety: Isn’t that what it’s all about? I’m not just talking about FALSE piety, but sincere also. I don’t say things like “Praise the Lord” and cringe a little when other people say it around me. “Thank God” doesn’t bother me but anything stronger makes me uncomfortable. I don’t like to pray in public. I don’t always pray before I eat.

[@ internetmonk

Posted on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 10:46PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments2 Comments

note from the accountant:

the best way to take care of a returned check charge? is NOT with a check that subsequently bounces.
 
are you people kidding me with this? 
Posted on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 03:09PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments2 Comments

warning

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[via jeff: taiwanese train stop, 12.06.06]

Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 09:36PM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments12 Comments

key

p: "this is really good [key lime pie]."

m: "want another piece?"

p: "....."

l: "well, we already had cake earlier today..."

p: "do i want one, yes! will i have one, no."

m: "oh, come on. it's... uh... it's fruit! it's healthy!"

p: "riiiiiiight." 

l: "and of course there's the... crust group..."

p: "oh yeah, and sweetened condensed milk, and cool whip... the, uh, dairy family."


thanks to tb for sending me fresh key limes. totally awesome.

Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 07:20AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments2 Comments

smoking bans

are, like, totally awesome. i may actually be more apt to go uptown for shows nowadays.
 
on a semi-related note, what is the deal with the sound guys at bars? is it a requirement to set the levels so high that your head vibrates and your brain subsequently liquifies? i know that's sooooo not punk rock, but come on.
Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 02:10AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments7 Comments